“Remind me why we’re doing this once more?” my boyfriend, the true hero of this story, asks.

“As a result of blogs!” I scream whereas pulling on a pair of thick, wool socks. “We’re doing it for the blogs! We dwell and die by the blogs!”

It is simply previous 11 p.m., however as an alternative of tucking right into a mattress with a pleasant feather mattress and a down comforter, we’re suiting up. Suiting up in lengthy underwear, artificial thermal layers, wool caps, and sweaters.

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Ominous or FILLED WITH POTENTIAL? You resolve.

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There’s a crimson 2021 Audi RS 6 Avant station wagon parked within the driveway — a light-weight dusting of snow already accumulating on high of it — simply ready to be camped out in. Ordinarily, my job includes vehicles when they’re shifting. However tonight? The stationary station wagon fits my wants simply nice.

See, I am out to show some extent, and that time is that wagons are simply as utilitarian as huge SUVs. North American consumers can not seem to get sufficient to the sport-utility-thingies. Automakers have gladly inspired the conduct by providing increasingly SUVs of all sizes and shapes whereas phasing out smaller vehicles. 

Wagons reached peak recognition within the US in 1976, accounting for 10% of all automobiles bought right here, in keeping with Investopedia. Gross sales declined after that — partly because of the oil disaster but additionally as a result of the minivan was launched, as reported by this pretty piece in The Atlantic. Finally, the minivan gave option to the SUV and the remainder is historical past.

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Tremendous-duper sleeper wagon.

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I’ve by no means felt the need to camp out in an SUV, until you depend that one time within the Kia Telluride — although I might argue that stunt was carried out on an SUV reasonably than in an SUV. All of us know SUVs are huge and roomy, so spending the night time in a single proves precisely nothing. Roominess is their complete promoting level. Sleeping in a single can be like saying I slept in a home. Anybody and their mom may do it. Massive deal.

However this wagon? This wrongfully unloved and underappreciated physique fashion? Hell yeah I am going to sleep in that! 

11:19 p.m.

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Seats up.

Kristen Lee


When opting to sleep in a automobile for enjoyable — or blogs — in the course of winter, the primary and most essential factor to do is place it proper up in opposition to the entrance door of the home. This determination is rooted purely in sensible causes. You may have that bit of recommendation totally free.

First, it is snowing. You need to be as near the indoor toilet as doable. Second, in case you park shut sufficient to the home, you possibly can nonetheless choose up the WiFi. And third, if a bear comes within the night time, there is a quick and simple escape route. (There have been no bears; they had been all hibernating.) (I am simply dramatic.)

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Seats down.

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The rear seats collapse simply sufficient. Have a look at all that room! It is like a New York Metropolis studio residence in there!

11:32 p.m.

Now, we may have simply thrown some blankets down and referred to as it an evening. However I am not an animal and I do count on some sort of cushioning each time I relaxation my fancy cover, so my pretty boyfriend drags a small foam mattress from a daybed out into the automobile. It suits completely.

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Prefer it was designed to suit.

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On high of this mattress, we throw:

A fluffy pink fleece blanket.

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I am courting him for his eyes.

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A white down comforter.

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I am additionally courting him for his smile.

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One other white fleece blanket.

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For heat. For Frodo.

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One other (flowered) down comforter.

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Many do not know this, however flowered print is the warmest of all prints.

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Some pillows.

Someplace in there, we will go.

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The privateness shades are a pleasant contact.

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For good measure, I additionally put up the Audi’s rear window privateness shades. With the snow is settled so thickly on the glass, this hardly makes a distinction.

12:00 a.m.

It is Friday night time, I am about to do one thing both very good or very dumb (or each), and I have to psyche myself up for it.

First, I’m going and play a number of rounds of ping pong with my boyfriend. I lose spectacularly.

12:45 a.m.

I sit in entrance of the fireplace with a whiskey and pray the warmth soaks into my bones. I ponder quitting whereas I am forward however my mom’s phrases rising up echo in my thoughts: “Quitting is for losers, kids, and people who smoke.” (She did not truly say this.) 

Regardless, momma did not elevate no quitter. 

1:20 a.m.

I am procrastinating and I am so conscious of it. The opposite inhabitants of the home have lengthy since retired to their (heat, indoor) beds. I debate pouring myself one other whiskey.

1:35 a.m.

I hem-haw by way of brushing my enamel and pulling on my winter coat on the similar time.

1:45 a.m.

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The house, it’s smaller.

Kristen Lee


With a lot padding and blankets, the house contained in the RS 6 Avant has decreased considerably. We open the rear doorways, sit on the folded-down seats, and take away our snow boots earlier than swinging into the automobile.

When you’re acquainted with my writing, you may know that I am obsessive about a automobile’s inside packaging. I like devoted nooks and crannies on your stuff. A revelation strikes me.

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Footwell? Extra like SHOEwell.

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The within of the RS 6 Avant is the right bed room!

I grasp my coat on the again of the entrance seat. I retailer my digital camera battery within the rear door cubby. I go away my digital camera and my boots within the footwell. My water bottle finds a flat tabletop on the middle console armrest. My face masks is looped across the rear coat hook. I can grasp my glasses within the seat-back pocket. There are such a lot of devoted locations for stuff and issues!

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Here’s a nightstand.

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Think about this my official letter of reward to Audi AG: You won’t have set out to do that, however you possibly can design a rattling nice bed room.

With all my gadgets settled, it is a lot simpler for me to concentrate on getting snug. And it is fairly chilly contained in the automobile. The thermometer reads 20 levels Fahrenheit. 

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An off-the-cuff 20 levels.

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I am not frightened, although. I took the time to learn “Frozen Alive” by Peter Stark on Outdoors, a chilling (holla!) story of what it is wish to freeze to loss of life. I do know the indicators. I do know what to not do. We is not going to freeze.

As soon as we’re snuggled beneath the mountain of layers, it instantly begins to really feel hotter.

And it is so quiet.

There’s loads of noise air pollution the place I dwell in New York Metropolis — sirens, site visitors, hoarse screams. These are all a part of the wall of white noise you expertise when residing in a metropolis. I do not complain, in fact. I knew this was a part of the deal.

However the sudden absence of all that noise is, in a means, even noisier than the noise itself. I’ve heard individuals say they’ve bother falling asleep within the nation as a result of it is “too quiet.” The quietness is not unsettling to me, neither is the stillness. 

I am wrapped up in a billion blankets, the snow falling silently on the automobile, and there is nothing however the sound of my very own heartbeat in my ears. Not even the bears or the coyotes are stirring.

4 a.m. to six a.m. (?)

You understand how old-timey individuals are all the time depicted in pajamas with nightcaps? I by no means understood that till now. Every thing is tremendous heat and comfortable besides the highest of my head! The highest of my head is chilly, and so are the information of my ears. Foiled!

And respiratory within the chilly, dry air has woken me up. I look to my left. My boyfriend is quick asleep in his wool beanie along with his COVID-19 masks securely over his face, the intelligent rooster. I burrow additional beneath the blankets.

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Ought to have simply put this on smh.

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An fascinating factor occurs the place, after some time beneath the blankets, the nice and cozy air by some means feels too sticky to breathe and I’ve to “floor” to be able to catch my breath. And after a while above the covers, the chilly air scrapes at my windpipe and I duck beneath the blankets to repeat the method. It is a cycle from hell.

I ought to say right here — and to reassure my mother and father, who will inevitably learn this weblog — that we’re in no fast hazard. Our our bodies are toasty-warm beneath the covers, and, certainly, I do not really feel like I would like to curve as much as protect warmth. I’m completely snug stretching out.

The one factor that is bothersome is the respiratory problem, however I quickly style myself an answer. By inserting my face just below the blanket, reasonably than submerging my complete head, I uncover a pocket of perfect-temperature air to breathe. 

Lastly glad, this Goldilocks returns to slumber and solely awakens as soon as at 7:15 a.m. to snooze a forgotten-about alarm.

10:09 a.m.

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Cannot see out.

Kristen Lee


I can not ignore the morning daylight streaming in any longer. It is subtle gentle, gold tinged with chilly blue, because the home windows are fully curtained by snow. It is higher privateness than I may ever have imagined.

My telephone is frigid to the contact once I examine the native climate. It is 14 levels Fahrenheit. 

“It is 14 levels Fahrenheit!” I announce with the air of somebody declaring that they’ve simply gained the lottery.

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Looks like “victory,” extra like.

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My boyfriend stirs beside me. “Not unhealthy!” he stories, blinking. He says he was pretty snug, save for the truth that he could not stretch out absolutely. I, too, wish to remind others that I’m tall.

However along with his function within the exercise now formally full, he is sensible and does not linger. He flips round to place his boots on. They take a few tugs to separate from the ground of the automobile, as they’re frozen to the ground mats. This causes me to go searching the within of the automobile extra intently.

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Felt cute, may delete later.

Kristen Lee


There’s ice on the inside of the home windows. Ice working alongside the window sills. Ice on the within of the moonroof. The water inside my insulated bottle remains to be liquid, although!

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Ice.

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Ice.

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Ice.

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Ice.

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Child.

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Every thing is chilly to the contact.

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My boyfriend leaves to go inside and make himself a cup of espresso, however I keep behind for a bit longer. For one, it’s totally cozy nonetheless beneath the covers. Two, I am terribly lazy and I might wish to see you leap feet-first into sub-freezing temperatures proper after waking up.

Yeah, that is what I believed. You are not higher than me.

If it had been simply me on my own, the again of the RS 6 Avant can be a really snug place certainly. The froth daybed mattress saved issues padded and I clearly wasn’t chilly in any respect within the night time. I had room to stretch out. It was very doable! 

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My bed room for one night time.

Kristen Lee


The photographs look chaotic due to all of the layers of blankets, but when it had been fall as an alternative of winter, just one blanket can be obligatory. And, in fact, there can be no ice or freezing chilly air to fret about.

10:38 a.m.

It is time to get out. 

I push the door open and a dusting of snow instantly falls into the automobile, coating my arm like powdered sugar. The chilly hits me behind the throat like a dart. 

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See?

Kristen Lee


Fortunately I, the mind genius, had the foresight to park near the home. Scuttling indoors solely takes 4 steps. 

We gained, this Audi and I! We beat the chilly and, most significantly, we proved you can, too, sleep in a station wagon in case you dream it. 

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Bringing a complete new which means to “sleeper wagon.”

Kristen Lee


The subsequent time somebody begins yapping concerning the utilitarian deserves of an SUV over a wagon, you whip out this little weblog and present them that two foolish individuals spent the night time in a single in sub-freezing temperatures and lived to inform the story.

When you’re courageous sufficient, perhaps you may even strive it your self. 

♦♦♦

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Wagons: good?

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Wagons: good!

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